20 Things to do in an elevator to keep yourself entertained

February 17th, 2009 at 4:22pm

1. Whistle or sing children's tunes.
2. Push every single one of the buttons.
3. Test out the red one too if you feel adventurous.
4. If somebody comes in, say "look who was silly enough to do that!" and shake your head in disbelief.
5. Laugh inside of you when the person starts nodding in agreement with you.
6. Check on your hair and make-up to make sure they're still fabulous.
7. Make sure your jeans/shorts/pants/skirt zipper is indeed pulled up, all the way.
8. Ponder what you will eat for your next meal.
9. Stretch yourself--as much as you can. Stop when the elevator stops.
10. If the elevator is full, try to hold your breath for as long as you can otherwise your nostrils can get exposed to smells that are not agreeable to them.
11. Drink lots of water to keep hydrated. Head to the bathroom once you get out if you need to.
12. Call up your sweetie to tell him/her you're thinking of him/her... Or that you're just killing time in the elevator.
13. Slouch if you like, since you've been sitting/standing up straight all day. Give that back a rest. You can even squat for a little bit to rest your lower limb.
14. Check for any coffee or guacamole stains on any part of your shirt, hair, face, shoes...
15. Say "bless you" to anyone you catch burping.
16. Open your mail and read them to your fellow friends in the elevator.
17. Smile at people who enter the elevator and tell them which floor you are headed for.
18. Pray that the elevator does not get stuck with you in it.
19. Count sheep. Just don't fall asleep.
20. Close your eyes, take deep breaths, inhale, exhale--refresh yourself!